Why all women should smell of bacon.
Bacon, the food of the god, they heavenly blissful meat gathered from a pigs arse, fermented in brine and fried in its own fat. The moreish, delightful, sexy aroma of meat, breakfast, and heavenly scent
lets get women to smell of it.
All men love bacon. Scientific studies have proven that only gay men, or men in the closet do not like bacon. So if we make all women smell of this glorious aroma, all men will want them.
Im on to something here.
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